morning head: Tuesday, 7th July, 2015

This thing, whatever it is, morning head, began as a crank, something to be inserted into my head to forcibly turn over the engine of my brain, to get the faculties moving so I could get on and write. It was never intended to actually be a thing.

But apparently, living under a tiny dictator is rather more all encompassing than I expected, and what began as a kickstarter has somehow turned into a musing on being a parent.

It’s a fucking op-ed for The Cliché Herald Tribune: TWO-BIT OCCASIONAL AUTHOR BECOMES PARENT, BLOGS ABOUT IT.

Next up: Page 3 girls.