morning head: Caffeine.

“…we’ve been all raised by television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars, but we won’t.” – Durden.

Some of us are pissed off. Some of us just try to get up at four in the morning and blog. Some of us get up and blog because we’re pissed off.

This is the first time in [insert number between 7 and 121] days I’ve managed to get out of bed before his nibs.

Sometimes the rage is inadequate, and someone to act as a mirror to failure is required. And coffee. So much coffee. I am responsible for the economic stability of East Africa.